Book of Wholesome Hobbies

The Book of Wholesome Hobbies That Denise And Mark Have Forbidden Their Staff and Volunteers From Taking Part In

[Origins: IRC. http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6590883.html] (This is ha-ha-only-serious.)

=Book of Wholesome Hobbies that are Forbidden=


 * Deleting every single comment that an ex-friend has left in your journal and marking it as spam. (It's the marking it as spam part that's forbidden. Delete to your heart's content.)
 * Feeding the trolls.
 * Hanging out with that guy who points AK-47s at you.
 * Making a large number of completely outlandish suggestions in dw_suggestions for the sole purpose of making the person handling the moderation queue crack up.
 * Tossing x-acto knife like it's a pen while bored waiting for things to run http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/258
 * Fall over and injure themselves
 * Stuff parmesan cheese up their noses
 * Turn Random Word hEll into a mutant supervillian (via gamma ray exposure, or any other method)
 * Summon Rah like an Elder God: http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/488

= Book of Unwholesome Hobbies that are Permitted =


 * Code tours that make unwary readers spray drinks through their noses.