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The Book of Wholesome Hobbies That Denise And Mark Have Forbidden Their Staff and Volunteers From Taking Part In

Book of Wholesome Hobbies that are Forbidden

Deleting every single comment that an ex-friend has left in your journal and marking it as spam. (It's the marking it as spam part that's forbidden. Delete to your heart's content.)
Feeding the trolls.
Hanging out with that guy who points AK-47s at you.
Making a large number of completely outlandish suggestions in dw_suggestions for the sole purpose of making the person handling the moderation queue crack up.
Tossing x-acto knife like it's a pen while bored waiting for things to run http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/258
Fall over and injure themselves
Stuff parmesan cheese up their noses
Turn Random Word hEll into a mutant supervillian (via gamma ray exposure, or any other method)
Summon Rah like an Elder God: http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/488
Buying chemical raw materials.
Playing with chemicals (unless that is part of your Actual Job Description at your Actual Job). http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/516
Getting gum stuck in your nose hair. http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6723816.html
Engaging in knife fights to determine who gets to keep their confusingly similar IRC nick and who must change
Any sort of knife fight at all

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 = Book of Unwholesome Hobbies that are Permitted =
-* Code tours that make unwary readers spray drinks through their noses.
+* [http://dw-dev.dreamwidth.org/86193.html?thread=699057#cmt699057 Code tours that make unwary readers spray drinks through their noses].
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