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* Stuff parmesan cheese up their noses
 
* Stuff parmesan cheese up their noses
 
* Turn Random Word hEll into a mutant supervillian (via gamma ray exposure, or any other method)
 
* Turn Random Word hEll into a mutant supervillian (via gamma ray exposure, or any other method)
* Summon Rah like an Elder God: http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/488
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* Summon Rah like an Elder God: http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/488 and http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/590
 
* Buying chemical raw materials.
 
* Buying chemical raw materials.
 
* Playing with chemicals (unless that is part of your Actual Job Description at your Actual Job). http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/516
 
* Playing with chemicals (unless that is part of your Actual Job Description at your Actual Job). http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/516
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* Spending excessive amounts of money on nail polish
 
* Spending excessive amounts of money on nail polish
 
* Stay up past bedtime
 
* Stay up past bedtime
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* Especially when "staying up past bedtime" will constitute going against a direct order from The Bossen
 
* Lick the keyboard (even if it is flavored)
 
* Lick the keyboard (even if it is flavored)
  

Revision as of 18:27, 14 June 2013

The Book of Wholesome Hobbies That Denise And Mark Have Forbidden Their Staff and Volunteers From Taking Part In

Originates from IRC. (This is ha-ha-only-serious.)

Book of Wholesome Hobbies that are Forbidden

  • Getting hit by a bus (essential or non-essential)
  • Deleting every single comment that an ex-friend has left in your journal and marking it as spam. (It's the marking it as spam part that's forbidden. Delete to your heart's content.)
  • Feeding the trolls.
  • Hanging out with that guy who points AK-47s at you.
  • Making a large number of completely outlandish suggestions in [info]dw_suggestions for the sole purpose of making the person handling the moderation queue crack up.
  • Tossing x-acto knife like it's a pen while bored waiting for things to run http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/258
  • Fall over and injure themselves
  • Stuff parmesan cheese up their noses
  • Turn Random Word hEll into a mutant supervillian (via gamma ray exposure, or any other method)
  • Summon Rah like an Elder God: http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/488 and http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/590
  • Buying chemical raw materials.
  • Playing with chemicals (unless that is part of your Actual Job Description at your Actual Job). http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/516
  • Getting gum stuck in your nose hair. http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6723816.html
  • Engaging in knife fights to determine who gets to keep their confusingly similar IRC nick and who must change
  • Any sort of knife fight at all
  • We probably have a rule about committing while on drugs.
  • Doing a burn test on unknown or possibly wool fibers with inadequate ventilation http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/225
  • Setting users on fire http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/588
  • Attempting to ride a Segway into the library http://misskat.dreamwidth.org/3452087.html
  • Throwing things off the hotel balcony
  • Buying unwise sparklers
  • Spending excessive amounts of money on nail polish
  • Stay up past bedtime
  • Especially when "staying up past bedtime" will constitute going against a direct order from The Bossen
  • Lick the keyboard (even if it is flavored)

Book of Unwholesome Hobbies that are Permitted