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The current iteration of Random Word hEll, which currently lives in #dreamwidth and #dreamwidth-kvetch, is coded and maintained by <dwuser>sophie</dwuser>.
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The current iteration of Random Word hEll, which currently lives in #dreamwidth and #dreamwidth-kvetch, is coded and maintained by <dwuser>sophie</dwuser>. A collection of its greatest hits can be found by [http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/search?for=RWHell searching the QDB for "RWHell"].
 
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For more jargon and silliness, please see [[Common Jargon]].
 
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Latest revision as of 17:48, 19 April 2017

Random Word Hell is an IRC bot in #dreamwidth.

History

Reproduced from www.kekkai.org/blog/2001_07_01_archive.shtml (now missing):

posted by Prometheus Bounce [12:49] :: [ link this ] another silly technomancy feature

Okay. This one requires some background.

You see, Arielle has a condition that we call Arielleitis. It's a strange sort of condition that results, basically, in Arielle occasionally totally and completely leaving words out of sentences. She does it verbally, and she particularly does it in writing. The most frequent victim of Arielleitis is the conjugation of the verb "to be", which results in some funny sentences. Arielle is remarkably good-natured about this affliction, and participates in self-mockery with roughly the same frequency with which we mock her.

A year or so ago, when Arielle was attempting to learn the basics of MOO programming, she created an object called "Random Word Hell", which would do two things: you could feed a word to Hell, and you could make Hell spit a word back up. Her theory was that all the words she dropped out of sentences had to go somewhere. She forgot about the object for a while, as did we, until a week or so ago she hauled it out of forgotten memory and dropped it in the MOO room we most often hang out in.

This, of course, resulted in a great amount of fun. It is immensely satisfying to type, say, "feed stupid fangirls to hell".

However, Hell is picky, and occasionally self-aware, and far too sentient for its own good. It also refuses to keep a few things we feed it. Like [Person We Don't Like], That Fucker Giuliani, and Windows ME. All of whom deserve a good bout of time in Hell.

We present to you a smattering of Fun With Random Word Hell.

Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs the stock market!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels this stupid headache.
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs baby pr0n!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels lick lick lick lick lick lick.
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs Fatima!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels empty b33r bottle shards.
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels biting Whitney's face.
Bart says, "I think I'm insulted."
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs barbarian!
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs peacock!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels all the little gay boys.
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs chocobos!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels shoujo anime.
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs Worf!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels RAGE.
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs little boys!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels prepubescent lesbianism.
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs Ashlea's cock!
Mikage exclaims, "That's not what you said last night!"
Ashlea d'oh!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels goons.
Ashlea asserts, "Wow!"
Mikage relates, "Woah."
Ashlea remarks, "Apparently, I come goons."
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs Japaneses!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels the stock market.
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs Whitney's brain!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels Rupert's shitty connecton.
Whitney states, "Well, that explains it."
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs ph00d!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand.
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs assless battle shorts!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels /your/ underpants.
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs goats!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels assless battle shorts.
Alanna says, "RONI! HOW MANY TIMES have I told you not to let the goats eat the battle shorts?"
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs naked Whitney!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels Patrick Stewart's testicles.
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs spam!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels ph00d.
Alanna says, "No, no, no. Spam is NOT ph00d."
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs a sleepy kitty!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels Ashlea's cock.
Whitney tries to adjust the tracking on Realplayer.
Whitney exclaims, "By hitting it!"
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs Realplyaer!
Whitney ...
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs Realplayer!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels the pose that says 'this man needs a blowjob'.
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs Technomancy!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels gallery.
Alanna says, "No, no, no, we don't draw."
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs a lack of artistic talent!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels oversharing, fifteen beer penalty, your cooler.
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs more goats!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels Technomancy.
Mikage ....
Whitney asserts, "Damn straight!"
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs mas cabras!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels chocobos.
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs part of a well-balanced breakfast!
Whitney is in a very heated argument over the word tang. This is great.
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels gerunds.
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs weird-tasting coffee!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels battle aura.
Ashlea ...
Ashlea remarks, "Well, /that's/ no good."
Whitney interjects, "Don't drink anything that has a battle aura."
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs morning!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels buttsex.
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs Geocities!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels the baby Jesus, crying because of your lies.
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs a duck!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels Buddha.
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs loads of email backlog!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels random and intermittent profundity.
Whitney comments, "Two monkey enter hell. One monkey leave."
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs one monkey!
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs two monkey!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels morning.
Whitney damn!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels Windows ME.
Alanna sighs.
Whitney noooo.
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs Windows ME!
Satsuki eyes the typist. "Write my story."
Alanna says, "Bite me."
Whitney yipe!
Satsuki sighs.
Alanna says, "Help."
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs Satsuki!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels loads of email backlog.
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs D!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels Arielle.
Whitney ....
Arielle !!
Alanna .....!
Whitney asserts, "I have powers!"
Alanna says, "Occasionally, that thing scares me."
Whitney declares, "Let's see if it works the other way!"
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs Arielle!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels gilr.
Whitney ....no.
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs an occasional tendency to be startlingly sentient and self-aware!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels [Person We Don't Like]'s self-important whining.
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs stupid fangirls!
Arielle poings!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels [PWDL].
Alanna ...
Arielle !!
Random Word HELL sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs [PWDL]!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of Random Word HELL as it expels a baby monkey.

Current iteration of hEll

The current iteration of Random Word hEll, which currently lives in #dreamwidth and #dreamwidth-kvetch, is coded and maintained by [info]sophie. A collection of its greatest hits can be found by searching the QDB for "RWHell".

For more jargon and silliness, please see Common Jargon.