Book of Wholesome Hobbies
From Dreamwidth Notes
The Book of Wholesome Hobbies That Denise And Mark Have Forbidden Their Staff and Volunteers From Taking Part In
Book of Wholesome Hobbies that are Forbidden
- Getting hit by a bus (essential or non-essential)
- Deleting every single comment that an ex-friend has left in your journal and marking it as spam. (It's the marking it as spam part that's forbidden. Delete to your heart's content.)
- Feeding the trolls.
- Hanging out with that guy who points AK-47s at you.
- Making a large number of completely outlandish suggestions in dw_suggestions for the sole purpose of making the person handling the moderation queue crack up.
- Tossing x-acto knife like it's a pen while bored waiting for things to run http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/258
- Fall over and injure themselves
- Stuff parmesan cheese up their noses
- Turn Random Word hEll into a mutant supervillian (via gamma ray exposure, or any other method)
- Summon Rah like an Elder God: http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/488
- Buying chemical raw materials.
- Playing with chemicals (unless that is part of your Actual Job Description at your Actual Job). http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/516
- Getting gum stuck in your nose hair. http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6723816.html
- Engaging in knife fights to determine who gets to keep their confusingly similar IRC nick and who must change
- Any sort of knife fight at all
- We probably have a rule about committing while on drugs.
- Doing a burn test on unknown or possibly wool fibers with inadequate ventilation http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/225
- Setting users on fire http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/588