User:SaffronHare

Executive Oracle, Compassionate Pirate, Bunny Gesserit, Chicktank, and Uncrowned Queen of Fluffy Bunnies, also called the Mermaid of Severity, who wields the Broadsword of Mildness, Fun-Squisher Extraordinaire, and 15th Level Rationalizer. Betsy, Mother of Doom. La Badessa di Peno.

And then, there's this (written by a friend):

Saffron Hare is the last of an exotic race of highly educated warrior-women, known throughout the galaxy for their fearsome arm-wrestling and interior decorating skills. Of all the people I know, she is the most likely to come with a warning label, and it should say "Be alarmed - contents magnificent. Do not mix with the scatterbrained. Keep away from second drinks." She removes doors from their frames with the power of her will, and is perfectly willing to take damage for the sake of increasing competence. Saffron Hare is always playing to win, but doesn't always tell you what her conditions of victory are. She is a true child of the gods and only hangs out with the baddest of asses.

Remember: I am not nice.