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The Book of Wholesome Hobbies That Denise And Mark Have Forbidden Their Staff and Volunteers From Taking Part In

[http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6590883.html Originates from IRC.] (This is [http://www.jargon.net/jargonfile/h/hahaonlyserious.html ha-ha-only-serious].) 

=Book of Wholesome Hobbies that are Forbidden=

* Deleting every single comment that an ex-friend has left in your journal and marking it as spam. (It's the marking it as spam part that's forbidden. Delete to your heart's content.)
* Feeding the trolls.
* Hanging out with that guy who points AK-47s at you.
* Making a large number of completely outlandish suggestions in <dwcomm>dw_suggestions</dwcomm> for the sole purpose of making the person handling the moderation queue crack up.
* Tossing x-acto knife like it's a pen while bored waiting for things to run http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/258
* Fall over and injure themselves
* Stuff parmesan cheese up their noses
* Turn Random Word hEll into a mutant supervillian (via gamma ray exposure, or any other method)
* Summon Rah like an Elder God: http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/488
* Buying chemical raw materials.
* Playing with chemicals (unless that is part of your Actual Job Description at your Actual Job). http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/516

= Book of Unwholesome Hobbies that are Permitted = 

* Code tours that make unwary readers spray drinks through their noses. 

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