Revision as of 00:08, 4 December 2012

The Book of Wholesome Hobbies That Denise And Mark Have Forbidden Their Staff and Volunteers From Taking Part In

Originates from IRC. (This is ha-ha-only-serious.)

Book of Wholesome Hobbies that are Forbidden

• Getting hit by a bus (essential or non-essential)
• Deleting every single comment that an ex-friend has left in your journal and marking it as spam. (It's the marking it as spam part that's forbidden. Delete to your heart's content.)
• Feeding the trolls.
• Hanging out with that guy who points AK-47s at you.
• Making a large number of completely outlandish suggestions in dw_suggestions for the sole purpose of making the person handling the moderation queue crack up.
• Tossing x-acto knife like it's a pen while bored waiting for things to run http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/258
• Fall over and injure themselves
• Stuff parmesan cheese up their noses
• Turn Random Word hEll into a mutant supervillian (via gamma ray exposure, or any other method)
• Summon Rah like an Elder God: http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/488
• Buying chemical raw materials.
• Playing with chemicals (unless that is part of your Actual Job Description at your Actual Job). http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/516
• Getting gum stuck in your nose hair. http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6723816.html
• Engaging in knife fights to determine who gets to keep their confusingly similar IRC nick and who must change
• Any sort of knife fight at all
• We probably have a rule about committing while on drugs.
• Doing a burn test on unknown or possibly wool fibers with inadequate ventilation http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/225

Book of Unwholesome Hobbies that are Permitted

• Code tours that make unwary readers spray drinks through their noses.