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* Lick the keyboard (even if it is flavored) | * Lick the keyboard (even if it is flavored) | ||
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= Book of Unwholesome Hobbies that are Permitted = | = Book of Unwholesome Hobbies that are Permitted = | ||
Revision as of 06:24, 15 June 2013
The Book of Wholesome Hobbies That Denise And Mark Have Forbidden Their Staff and Volunteers From Taking Part In
Originates from IRC. (This is ha-ha-only-serious.)
Book of Wholesome Hobbies that are Forbidden
- Getting hit by a bus (essential or non-essential)
- Deleting every single comment that an ex-friend has left in your journal and marking it as spam. (It's the marking it as spam part that's forbidden. Delete to your heart's content.)
- Feeding the trolls.
- Hanging out with that guy who points AK-47s at you.
- Making a large number of completely outlandish suggestions in
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dw_suggestions for the sole purpose of making the person handling the moderation queue crack up.
- Tossing x-acto knife like it's a pen while bored waiting for things to run http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/258
- Fall over and injure themselves
- Stuff parmesan cheese up their noses
- Turn Random Word hEll into a mutant supervillian (via gamma ray exposure, or any other method)
- Summon Rah like an Elder God: http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/488 and http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/590
- Buying chemical raw materials.
- Playing with chemicals (unless that is part of your Actual Job Description at your Actual Job). http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/516
- Getting gum stuck in your nose hair. http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6723816.html
- Engaging in knife fights to determine who gets to keep their confusingly similar IRC nick and who must change
- Any sort of knife fight at all
- We probably have a rule about committing while on drugs.
- Doing a burn test on unknown or possibly wool fibers with inadequate ventilation http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/225
- Setting users on fire http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/588
- Attempting to ride a Segway into the library http://misskat.dreamwidth.org/3452087.html
- Throwing things off the hotel balcony
- Buying unwise sparklers
- Spending excessive amounts of money on nail polish
- Stay up past bedtime
- Especially when "staying up past bedtime" will constitute going against a direct order from The Bossen
- Lick the keyboard (even if it is flavored)
- Leaving the balcony in a downward direction
Book of Unwholesome Hobbies that are Permitted
- Code tours that make unwary readers spray drinks through their noses.
- Going to the conference without pants
- Having ice cream for breakfast
