Book of Wholesome Hobbies
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The Book of Wholesome Hobbies That Denise And Mark Have Forbidden Their Staff and Volunteers From Taking Part In
[Origins: IRC. http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6590883.html] (This is ha-ha-only-serious.)
Book of Wholesome Hobbies that are Forbidden
- Deleting every single comment that an ex-friend has left in your journal and marking it as spam. (It's the marking it as spam part that's forbidden. Delete to your heart's content.)
- Feeding the trolls.
- Hanging out with that guy who points AK-47s at you.
- Making a large number of completely outlandish suggestions in
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dw_suggestions for the sole purpose of making the person handling the moderation queue crack up.
- Tossing x-acto knife like it's a pen while bored waiting for things to run http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/258
- Fall over and injure themselves
- Stuff parmesan cheese up their noses
- Turn Random Word hEll into a mutant supervillian (via gamma ray exposure, or any other method)
- Summon Rah like an Elder God: http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/488
Book of Unwholesome Hobbies that are Permitted
- Code tours that make unwary readers spray drinks through their noses.
