Book of Wholesome Hobbies

The Book of Wholesome Hobbies That Denise And Mark Have Forbidden Their Staff and Volunteers From Taking Part In

Originates from IRC. (This is ha-ha-only-serious.)

Book of Wholesome Hobbies that are Forbidden

• Deleting every single comment that an ex-friend has left in your journal and marking it as spam. (It's the marking it as spam part that's forbidden. Delete to your heart's content.)
• Feeding the trolls.
• Hanging out with that guy who points AK-47s at you.
• Making a large number of completely outlandish suggestions in dw_suggestions for the sole purpose of making the person handling the moderation queue crack up.
• Tossing x-acto knife like it's a pen while bored waiting for things to run http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/258
• Fall over and injure themselves
• Stuff parmesan cheese up their noses
• Turn Random Word hEll into a mutant supervillian (via gamma ray exposure, or any other method)
• Summon Rah like an Elder God: http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/488
• Buying chemical raw materials.
• Playing with chemicals (unless that is part of your Actual Job Description at your Actual Job).

Book of Unwholesome Hobbies that are Permitted

• Code tours that make unwary readers spray drinks through their noses.