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* Playing with chemicals (unless that is part of your Actual Job Description at your Actual Job). http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/516
 
* Playing with chemicals (unless that is part of your Actual Job Description at your Actual Job). http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/516
 
* Getting gum stuck in your nose hair. http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6723816.html
 
* Getting gum stuck in your nose hair. http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6723816.html
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* Engaging in knife fights to determine who gets to keep their confusingly similar IRC nick and who must change
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* Any sort of knife fight at all
  
 
= Book of Unwholesome Hobbies that are Permitted =  
 
= Book of Unwholesome Hobbies that are Permitted =  

Revision as of 08:34, 7 March 2012

The Book of Wholesome Hobbies That Denise And Mark Have Forbidden Their Staff and Volunteers From Taking Part In

Originates from IRC. (This is ha-ha-only-serious.)

Book of Wholesome Hobbies that are Forbidden

  • Deleting every single comment that an ex-friend has left in your journal and marking it as spam. (It's the marking it as spam part that's forbidden. Delete to your heart's content.)
  • Feeding the trolls.
  • Hanging out with that guy who points AK-47s at you.
  • Making a large number of completely outlandish suggestions in [info]dw_suggestions for the sole purpose of making the person handling the moderation queue crack up.
  • Tossing x-acto knife like it's a pen while bored waiting for things to run http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/258
  • Fall over and injure themselves
  • Stuff parmesan cheese up their noses
  • Turn Random Word hEll into a mutant supervillian (via gamma ray exposure, or any other method)
  • Summon Rah like an Elder God: http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/488
  • Buying chemical raw materials.
  • Playing with chemicals (unless that is part of your Actual Job Description at your Actual Job). http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/516
  • Getting gum stuck in your nose hair. http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6723816.html
  • Engaging in knife fights to determine who gets to keep their confusingly similar IRC nick and who must change
  • Any sort of knife fight at all

Book of Unwholesome Hobbies that are Permitted

  • Code tours that make unwary readers spray drinks through their noses.